She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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