I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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