Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
