The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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