Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I need a burrito and a hug.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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