Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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