You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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