I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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