You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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