We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Too much gin, very little bucket
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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