Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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