your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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