Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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