I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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