They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Your cock deserves a montage
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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