More tranny stories later!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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