No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
He has the fingertips of a God
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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