shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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