his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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