Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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