so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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