Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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