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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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