I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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