So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I just want to make out with him forever
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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