This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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