dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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