kristin has been a bad kristin
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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