I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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