I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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