I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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