Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
