I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
So many bounce houses so little time
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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