Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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