Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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