but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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