This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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