i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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