So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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