Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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