i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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