it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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