im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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