East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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