That's intense
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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