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yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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