you turned your livingroom into a bong?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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