keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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