Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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