The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
no you cant smoke seaweed
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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