They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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