Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Boobs are out for the taking
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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