If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
